Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of click here shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No room for wimps here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every bit of the experience.
- Dump that boring stuff you’ve been doing.
- Here's where the real excitement is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
We're not begging. We’re just offering you the truth.
dudes: Bro Fuck Me Right ASAP
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Maybe I Should Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Honestly, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Let's crank Hell Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta raise hell and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.